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The 49 Year Old Boy Who Cried Wolf – Legal Threats Are On The Menu

Posted in Namecritic by namecriticscam on March 21, 2008

Chris (Namecritic) McElroy, and Chuck (chubby cheeks) Crawford know how to dish out legal threats. They have made their fair share of them over the years. If someone makes legal threats and doesn’t follow through with them, it’s usually because:

1. They can’t afford to.

2. They are too lazy to follow through with it when the heat’s gone from the situation. So, take from that, revenge is a dish best served cold unless you’re lazy.

We all know that Chuck & Co are lazy and poor. So it could be either. One ex-staffer reports how Chris had to wait 2 weeks to pay her $40 he owed. At least she was paid though, unlike others. Beans and toast are probably, mostly, on the menu at the McElroy household.

Let’s take a look at some of the legal threats that Chris and his fu3k buddy devoted lover have served up.

1. Chris took the approach that this blog is great for him. He posted in the comments that it is good that he is getting so much publicity. Then why would he send us a cease and desist then? The cease and desist was a copy and paste job from a template site. In all fairness to Chris though, at least he made good use of the limited resources he has. What’s so funny is that he didn’t even know who to address the cease and desist to. But, Chris, I thought you knew who we were? The douchebag said this on our about us page. Chris is too busy peacocking to notice his infastructure falling apart. If you ever do build up the moolah to take us to court, you’ll need to find us first.

2. Our friends received comments galore on this post. Chris speaks under the assumption the post will be coming down. Funny I am able to access it literally over 6 months later – another example of Chris being too poor, lazy or stupid to get it done. It’s also worthy of note that none of his loyal clients have been in touch, despite him saying that they will. Some of the clients mentioned in the post, though, no longer use his services. Why is that Chris? Not a rhetorical question.

You know, it isn’t just my lawyer that will be coming after you now. Several clients of mine are about to nail you. I’m looking forward to it. You think you remained anonymous? LOL. You do not know the web at all.

3. Chuck Crawford said this and nothing has came of it. Also Chuck, we forgive your spelling mistakes since you don’t claim to be a writer. However, we don’t forgive yours Chris. We’ll leave that for a slow news day.

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to let the world know how much of a sleeze you are. I’ll be sure and put your information site back online so that the world knows a hell of a lot more about your sleezy ass. See, I can prove you are a liar and a theif. I’ll not only sue you, I’ll have you arrested. So keep on slandering me. It will cost you dearly once we get into court.

This didn’t turn out to be true either. Just like with promises of completed projects, search engine rankings and all-else, when you get told something from this posse you shouldn’t believe it.

Q: So why make this post when you might just give them the energy they need to take things to the next level against the very people you are protecting?

A: Great question self. I am glad you asked. I wanted to illustrate to the many people who are scared of the threats they have received, that nothing will come of it. If you do have a worry, shoot me an email and I will let you know what I think. Some of our readers have pending legal action against them, and in that instance you are best to keep your identity under wraps until that is over.

For all of you who like number crunching here’s the sums that prove my point:

Chris + Legal Threats = the size of Chuck’s stomach * -1.

Chuck + legal threats = the number of happy clients they have had – the number of unhappy clients they have had

Chris + Chuck + Legal Threats = The amount of missing children they’ve has rescued this millenium.



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  1. mike said, on April 1, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    Do you have any REAL address for Chuck… Unfortunatly I have been duped by him…. And coincedentally was referred to him by Chris… It appears Chuck has scammed me out of over 8K… That makes me the idiot . If you have any idea of his wherabouts and maybe even a picture of him as well that would go a long way… We need to pay him a visit.



  2. scammed said, on April 18, 2008 at 3:11 am

    How am I suppose to send you an e-mail?

  3. Becky said, on November 6, 2008 at 12:15 am

    I have his home address in Mc Allen Texas. Email me and I will give it to you gladly.!!!

    He ripped me off for 3 grand!!

  4. […] can be hard to validate their legitimacy and motive. As we have seen in the past, Chris will go to great lengths to take us down. After some initial trepidation, this lady accepted my offer of sending a letter to […]

  5. rickhometheater said, on December 20, 2008 at 9:27 pm

    I looks like i have been scamed by Chuck Crawford. Hired Chuck Crawford for a web site. 5 months ago, still no web site.
    Now he says he is handing to matter to his attoney. Web site been fully paid for. He scammed the wrong person.

  6. rickhometheater said, on December 20, 2008 at 10:02 pm

    I live in Austin Texas. Have all the time in the world to go after this guy. A relative of mine knows somebody that works in the States Attorney General’s office of Texas. I have been scammed by this dude. If you have been also, lets go after this guy; email me Its time to put this guy behind bars. Ive been sukered in by his scam. Just because I am a newbee at the web game, i will not fold. I will take this guy on, with all of your help. If we all get together he does’nt stand a chance in ****!!. Chuck Crawford knows how to use the web, Lets us do the same. Starting with sending me all of your complaints on this guy. Lets start with a class action law suit. We may never get our money, but we can stop him ripping of other people.

  7. […] This, not suprisingly, has contained another bout of empty legal threats from the boy who has cried wolf many a time before. What’s wrong Chris? Too much of a fu–king pussy? Oh wait, […]

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