Chris McElroy Dates 19 Year Old For 2 Memorable Weeks

Chris McElroy's little birdy

Well, Mr McElroy has been a busy boy. Not content with writing articles, deploying scams, and working for assistantforrealestate.com, Chris found a girlfriend. 19 year old Cyndi wasn’t happy with the way things ended, and has been in touch with Namecritic Scam to fill us in with the latest gossip. Chris McElroy was unavailable for comment.

Chris “made love” to her around 6 times during their relationship that lasted only 13 days. During that time he wined and dined her, and even found time to show off to her about his business. He told her that he was an internet celebrity and he has his own “successful internet marketing business”. What a catch, thought Cyndi.

Asked is she was put off by Chris’ age and appearance, Cyndi said that didn’t bother her. Fortunately for Chris, she says she doesn’t judge a book by its cover. Cyndi did admit she was surprised that he had a religious front, but that his behavior was anything but religious. “I probably witnessed him breaking at least 5 of the 7 deadly sins, and that was in 2 weeks”.

She says Chris was too possessive and didn’t appreciate that she wasn’t looking for a long-term serious relationship. “In 20 years time he’ll dead, so I don’t think we’re a great match for something long term.” She was just looking to get f-c–d.

Cyndi is a liberal chick by her own admission, even writing on her MySpace page:

WHY CAN MEN SLEEP WITH A DIFFERENT GIRL EVERY NIGHT AND BE CALLED A PIMP. BUT IF A GIRL SLEEPS WITH A DIFFERENT GUY THEN THEY’RE WHORES. I THINK WHAT IS GOOD FOR ONE IS GOOD FOR THE OTHERS. BECAUSE IF IT WASN’T FOR THE DIFFERENT GIRLS THE GUYS COULDN’T BE PIMPS. AND IF IT WASN’T FOR GUYS GIRLS WOULDN’T BE CALLED WHORES. DO THE MATH. I THINK YOU SHOULD DO WHO AND WHAT YOU WANT AT THE TIME THAT YOUR IN. BECAUSE YOU CAN’T GO BACK TO IT

Anyone who posts this on their MySpace page is asking for a good pounding, thought Chris. He sent her an email in early December inviting her to meet up.

On their first date, Chris was kind enough to take her out for dinner. She says he was a bit old fashioned, but that she liked that. Later that night she went back to his place, and they had sex. Their sex life, she claims, was boring and often plagued with signs of old age. “He sometimes really struggled to keep it up”, she said. Young Cyndi just couldn’t feel fulfilled.

Their relationship, though, didn’t end due to Chris’ troubles in the bedroom, claims Cyndi. Chris wanted their relationship to be exclusive, and she didn’t. He would get very ratty when she would text other boys. “He was way too jealous for the stage we were at”, she claims.

Cyndia and Chris could have been America’s Hot New Couple of 2009. It’s a shame things didn’t work out.